Game Thread The Last Night at the Trump White House

Flush

Poker Royalty
Are you really going to make me think in the last hour of the day? Yeah, why make it easy for the poor, old, crippled man?
 

Sawneeks

little green dog
anyway, i'm out and idk if i'll be back before this is over.

my parting christmas gift to you all is confusion and uncertainty. <3

love, Wolf-but-maybe-now-Townneeks
 

Flush

Poker Royalty
you didn't get me this time, scumneeks

I mean, you did, but only if Flush swapped us. :(
Sometimes the best intentions lead to the worst results :(

If you turn out to not have started as a Seer, I am breaking up with you!
 

heymonkey

Known Roblox Expert
Staff member
Your love for me will remain intact, for I was indeed Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, evil troll man.
 

Franconp

Frank
I'm all for lynching Fran!

(Of course, I'd really like it if you all lynched me, but I know that's not happening.)

This is some great Tanner plan: Let's lynch the wolf!!!

You know you make no sense as a Tanner right? I stand by my earlier read: Minion or wolf.

Besides that can we self vote?
 

Franconp

Frank
Alright. I now just need to know what the hell I am.

If I ended up leaning Tanner will obviously vote for myself. If leaning robber will vote for Monkey. She isn't town for sure. 50% chance of being wolf or Minion. I can take those chances.
 

Flush

Poker Royalty
KEEP IN MIND: SOPHIA OR FRAN ARE WOLF ALIGNED -> FEWR OPTIONS TO DISTRIBUTE REMAINING WOLF/MINION CARDS
 

Flush

Poker Royalty
Sawneeks was Wolf, not Minion. Otherwise Fran's Tanner claim doesn't make sense. He would actually think he was Robber.

Unless Fran actually is Tanner. Fuck.
 

Android Sophia

Miss Congeniality
KEEP IN MIND: SOPHIA OR FRAN ARE WOLF ALIGNED -> FEWR OPTIONS TO DISTRIBUTE REMAINING WOLF/MINION CARDS

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Town loses if they vote for me. So you just have to ask: Is Fran a Minion or a Wolf?
 

RetroMG

Bergentrukung
Staff member
The Day has Ended.

Please PM me your votes on ResetEra.


(Sorry for the delay, I was handling an IRL issue.)
 

RetroMG

Bergentrukung
Staff member
At the sound of the tone, Five votes will have been received.

***BEEEEEEP***

Five to go.
 

RetroMG

Bergentrukung
Staff member
I'm still waiting on one vote, and the game is close enough that one vote matters. Deadline is 3pm mountain, but I also have to be somewhere at 3. So if I don't have a response by 3, that vote will be null, and I'll announce the results around 4 or 5.
 

RetroMG

Bergentrukung
Staff member
"I think that's it, then." Sarah Huckabee Sanders said. "Sorry, but you're dirtier than a pig in a parson's pie plate."

"What does that even mea-" Sawneeks began, before Eric Trump picked her up and hauled her bodily out of the Oval Office window.

Sawneeks, aka Jeff Sessions, the Head of the Department of Justice, has died! She was aligned with the TOWN.

"Eric!" Ivanka said, aghast, "What are you doing!?"

Eric looked around, sheepish, "Wrong person?"

Ivanka pointed at DCPat. Eric walked over, picked up DCPat, and threw him out of the window as well.

As a result of a tie, DCPat, aka Donald Trump Jr, has also died! He was aligned with the WEREWOLVES.

Just as it always goes in the Trump administration, no one wins.


"Well," said Rex Tillerson, "at least he won't be able to testify against us, and Mueller would need two witnesses to convict any of us." He looked up. "That's how that works, right?"

Suddenly, everyone's phones went off. Sarah in particular winced. It was a custom alert. Donald was Tweeting.

"Brain dead Mueller will never be able to figure out that I colluded with Russia to win the election and obstructed justice by firing James Comey! SAD!"

"Did..." Jared Kushner stammered, "Did he just?"
"Admit to everything over Twitter?" John Kelly finished, "Yeah."

Suddenly the doors burst open and in marched Robert Mueller like an avenging angel.

"You're all under arrest."

Game details to come.
 
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RetroMG

Bergentrukung
Staff member
ORIGINAL ROLES:
Fran - Jared Kushner (Werewolf)
DCPat - Donald Trump Jr (Werewolf)
Sawneeks - John Dowd (Minion)
Deva - John Kelly (Mason)
Lone_Prodigy - Hope Hicks (Mason)
Monkey - Jeff Sessions (Seer)
Muffin - Paul Ryan (Robber)
Flush - Kellyanne Conway (Troublemaker)
Sparks - Ivanka Trump (Insomniac)
Sophia - Eric Trump (Tanner)
Center 1 - Steve Bannon (Drunk)
Center 2 - Rex Tillerson (Villager)
Center 3 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Hunter)

NIGHT ACTIONS
Monkey - SEER: DCPat (Werewolf)
Muffin - ROBBER: SAWNEEKS (Muffin becomes Minion, Sawneeks becomes Robber)
Royal_Flush - TROUBLEMAKER: SAWNEEKS AND MONKEY (Sawneeks becomes Seer, Monkey becomes Robber)
Sparks - INSOMNIAC (Still the Insomniac)

FINAL ROLES:
Fran - Jared Kushner (Werewolf)
DCPat - Donald Trump Jr (Werewolf)
Muffin - John Dowd (Minion)
Deva - John Kelly (Mason)
Lone_Prodigy - Hope Hicks (Mason)
Sawneeks - Jeff Sessions (Seer)
Monkey - Paul Ryan (Robber)
Flush - Kellyanne Conway (Troublemaker)
Sparks - Ivanka Trump (Insomniac)
Sophia - Eric Trump (Tanner)
Center 1 - Steve Bannon (Drunk )
Center 2 - Rex Tillerson (Villager)
Center 3 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Hunter)

VOTES:
DCPat (3)
Sawneeks
Muffin
Lone_Prodigy

Sawneeks (3)
DCPat
Monkey
Sparks

Franconp (1)
Royal_Flush

Monkey (1)
Franconp

Lone_Prodigy (1)
Sophia

NO VOTE (1)
Devastatingly Strange
 

Franconp

Frank
Fuuuuuuck!!!!! So close.

I'm sorry DCPAT. I fucked up my vote.

I knew that Sawneeks was the minion since the claim. I was sure. But Muffin the minion. That's a surprise. Why did you voted for DCPAT? You knew you were a minion and that he was a wolf.
 

Natiko

Town's Friendly Neighborhood Serial Killer
Monkey plucking out that wolf check made this all get very weird lol
 
Fuuuuuuck!!!!! So close.

I'm sorry DCPAT. I fucked up my vote.

I knew that Sawneeks was the minion since the claim. I was sure. But Muffin the minion. That's a surprise. Why did you voted for DCPAT? You knew you were a minion and that he was a wolf.

I had no clue who to vote. Gambled Sawneeks and turned out to be the right choice. Can't blame you that you didn't.

I'm still pretty happy. It was an uphill battle with the confirmed red check.
 

Sawneeks

little green dog
Still gonna hold this win of convincing everybody I was a Troublemaker before Flush came and ruined all of my fun.

Also sorry DC. I know we didn't end on the same team but I still felt bad. Originally was going to switch Fran and Monkey and hope to pass it off and get monkey lynched. Someone comes out and counterclaims me i falter and get lynched and still hopefully win. The second monkey checked you we had a shot....but when Muffin confirmed her that was the end.

And yet somehow no one won this despite a red check. How.
 

Sawneeks

little green dog
And Muffin didn't even rob Monkey ffs

He would have defeated his own team too if that worked out. Note to self, Muffin is really good at lying...
 

Sawneeks

little green dog
Monkey plucking out that wolf check made this all get very weird lol
I will say that if there is one thing I dislike about forum ONUW is that it can be a complete landslide if the Roles are played in a certain way. In this case, with a red check on DCPat, the game was essentially over when it started and Monkey came forward. In the case of Monkey not getting a Red Check I think this might have turned out really interesting with the mix of roles and lies ( LOOKING AT YOU, MUFFIN ), but unfortunately that's just how everything fell. Monkey did the right thing by coming forward when she did, it just turned it into a one-sided affair.
 

Muffin

is being held hostage by Sammi
Sawneeks didnt push against the idea of lynching DCPat, that's why I thought Monkey was lying and backed her up. Should have known that Neeks isn't that obvious.

Neeks, why did you vote for DCPat? How were you sure you werent the Minion anymore?
 

Flush

Poker Royalty
Hmm. I should have trusted Monkey, we would have won had I voted for DCPAT. But something about Fran's behavior was odd if he thought he would have been switched with Town Monkey. I had correctly suspected Sawneeks of being Minion. So I voted for the only person I was quite sure was Wolf, Fran. Sophia's claim didn't make sense at all as Wolf. Unfortunately that only became clear to me quite some time after day end.

Muffin, I would have never suspected you lied. You already gave your reasoning, but that was weird play...

GG, everybody!

And I'm very glad I didn't remove Monkey from a winning team :P
 
Gg everybody. I didn't like it at the start, but it turned out exciting. Couldn't wait for the results.

Now if I can get my first game as town next time I play I'm even more happy.
 

Franconp

Frank
I will say that if there is one thing I dislike about forum ONUW is that it can be a complete landslide if the Roles are played in a certain way. In this case, with a red check on DCPat, the game was essentially over when it started and Monkey came forward. In the case of Monkey not getting a Red Check I think this might have turned out really interesting with the mix of roles and lies ( LOOKING AT YOU, MUFFIN ), but unfortunately that's just how everything fell. Monkey did the right thing by coming forward when she did, it just turned it into a one-sided affair.

The game could have been really interesting if Muffin would have counterclaimed Monkey or claimed that he robbed another role from Monkey.

Also I was saying the truth when I said that I think that Monkey made a mistake there. Sure, it was beneficial to town but not really to her. She could have been switched for a wolf aligned role. That's why, in this kind of game, is a good idea to keep your info secret until you know what happened during the night.

Sawneeks didnt push against the idea of lynching DCPat, that's why I thought Monkey was lying and backed her up. Should have known that Neeks isn't that obvious.

Neeks, why did you vote for DCPat? How were you sure you werent the Minion anymore?

You should have tried to draw the votes to yourself. Besides who are the wolves you win if you are voted out. You are like a Tanner but with someone else to protect.
 

Ty4on

The 4 is silent
Seems pretty clear from the rules that all in a tie die if everybody in the tie has more than one vote and town just needs a woof to fall for a win so gratz town \o/
 
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