Pair Thread Boat 2 - EzekelRAGE & Lone_Prodigy

[The Bear]

General rules apply here. No quoting role PMs and such.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Hello

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Come on babe, we bought tix to this love boat to work on our relationship.but you seem distant and don’t want to talk.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Still giving me the cold shoulder......
There are plenty of other ppl on this cruise. I’m going out to mingle and get drunk. Not necessarily in that order. Hopefully you have changed your mind by the time I come back.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

*comes back 5 minutes later*
Ok screw it, I’ll start it off. I’ll admit some of my issues and own up to some of my mistakes.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

I guess......I can understand your issue with me having my cat and your chihuahua fight for the title of the “alpha” pet when you first moved in.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

In my mind, it was gonna be a lot of tension between the two. So best to get it out way at the start.


Honestly if Mojojojo would’ve lost I doubt you would’ve had an issue with it. Mojojojo is declawed. So technically your chihuahua had a slight advantage.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Ragnar. Sorry for just saying chihuahua earlier. I know his name is Ragnar and should use it when talking about him.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

It’s just such a cool name for such a.........dog like that.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Ok, that was a shot, I’m sorry.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Ok, I noticed that Ragnar won’t look us in the eyes since his fight with Mojojojo. He also whimpers anytime Mojojojo is in a room with him. As a peace offering and to show that I’m serious about this relationship, how about I take Ragnar to Dr. Lipschitz? He’s the world’s leading dog whisperer. He helped the leading dogs on cujo and man’s best friend to return to normal life after playing dogs in horror movies. He also helped the Taco Bell dog deal with life after Taco Bell changed their ad campaign. He has a good resume.


I’ma willing to do this for you.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

It is odd he calls himself doctor though. Can you go to school for dog whispering? Is it illegal to call yourself a doctor like that?

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

You're pretty much town, eh?

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Can I piggyback off your reads.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

You know I never get picked for any gossip chats and I can't imagine why.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

I should probably hit 10 posts in the main thread before here, tbh

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Can I piggyback off your reads.

I don’t have any reads, I just replaced in a few hours b4 this day started lol.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Yo lp, I’m liking your posts, they feel townie to me. Not the same as wn you were scum last time we played.

I’m sweet Nicole

Doc

I will alternate between protecting fanto and Fran.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Wonder what are the chances of two docs.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

This is a big game. I do believe there is more than one way to kill for scum. So I can believe faddy a lil.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

What just happened.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Chaos

 

[EzekelRAGE]

And it was glorious

 

[EzekelRAGE]

I do wonder what are the odds that pirate bae, faddy, and jet are all on a scum team together and this is an elaborate gambit.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

That’s just conspiracy rage talking though

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Why would confirmed town come forward?Ket is the real doc and will likely die soon.

 

[The Bear]