Game Thread The Last Night at the Trump White House

Discussion in 'One Night Ultimate White House' started by RetroMG, Dec 8, 2017.

  1. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    you didn't get me this time, scumneeks

    I mean, you did, but only if Flush swapped us. :(
     
  2. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Are you really going to make me think in the last hour of the day? Yeah, why make it easy for the poor, old, crippled man?
     
  3. Sawneeks

    Sawneeks Queen Doppelpopolis

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    677
    Likes Received:
    275
    Gender:
    Female
    anyway, i'm out and idk if i'll be back before this is over.

    my parting christmas gift to you all is confusion and uncertainty. <3

    love, Wolf-but-maybe-now-Townneeks
     
  4. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    Uh, I think we should lynch minion Fran for reasons. >.>
     
  5. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Sometimes the best intentions lead to the worst results :(

    If you turn out to not have started as a Seer, I am breaking up with you!
     
  6. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    Your love for me will remain intact, for I was indeed Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, evil troll man.
     
  7. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Quoting this for future use ;)
     
  8. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    Finally someone with actual common sense.

    Just look at that Fran guy. He really looks like a wolf, right?
     
  9. Android Sophia

    Android Sophia Miss Congeniality

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2017
    Messages:
    627
    Likes Received:
    24
    Gender:
    Female
    I'm all for lynching Fran!

    (Of course, I'd really like it if you all lynched me, but I know that's not happening.)
     
  10. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    This is some great Tanner plan: Let's lynch the wolf!!!

    You know you make no sense as a Tanner right? I stand by my earlier read: Minion or wolf.

    Besides that can we self vote?
     
  11. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    I hate you all
     
  12. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Usually yes.
     
  13. Sawneeks

    Sawneeks Queen Doppelpopolis

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    677
    Likes Received:
    275
    Gender:
    Female
    This is revenge. I'm loving it.
     
  14. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    Alright. I now just need to know what the hell I am.

    If I ended up leaning Tanner will obviously vote for myself. If leaning robber will vote for Monkey. She isn't town for sure. 50% chance of being wolf or Minion. I can take those chances.
     
  15. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    We should just all vote for Sawneeks.
     
  16. Sawneeks

    Sawneeks Queen Doppelpopolis

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    677
    Likes Received:
    275
    Gender:
    Female
    You only want me dead because that would let you win now. :p
     
  17. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    Why? If she was swapped with you she is a robber. If not she is troublemaker.
     
  18. Lone_Prodigy

    Lone_Prodigy Am I at 10 posts yet?

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2017
    Messages:
    164
    Likes Received:
    127
    What's going on. Are we not voting DCPAT anymore?
     
  19. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    Why should we vote DCPAT when we can't trust Monkey redcheck and she is wolf for sure?
     
  20. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    Actually 50/50. But those are good odds anyway.
     
  21. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    Maybe she and Flush are on a team and are just trying to misdirect.
     
  22. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
  23. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    And the troublemaker is in the middle?

    Maybe. I still think you are our best chance.
     
  24. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    Fran sure isn't acting much like a tanner, huh.
     
  25. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    I may be a Tanner or a robber. I have to cover all my chances.
     
  26. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    KEEP IN MIND: SOPHIA OR FRAN ARE WOLF ALIGNED -> FEWR OPTIONS TO DISTRIBUTE REMAINING WOLF/MINION CARDS
     
  27. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Sawneeks was Wolf, not Minion. Otherwise Fran's Tanner claim doesn't make sense. He would actually think he was Robber.

    Unless Fran actually is Tanner. Fuck.
     
  28. Android Sophia

    Android Sophia Miss Congeniality

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2017
    Messages:
    627
    Likes Received:
    24
    Gender:
    Female
    [​IMG]

    Town loses if they vote for me. So you just have to ask: Is Fran a Minion or a Wolf?
     
  29. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
  30. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    ask yourselves why neeks and flush pushed this at the end - they are wolf aligned.
     
  31. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Is the day over?
     
  32. RetroMG

    RetroMG Bergentrukung
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    93
    Likes Received:
    53
    The Day has Ended.

    Please PM me your votes on ResetEra.


    (Sorry for the delay, I was handling an IRL issue.)
     
  33. RetroMG

    RetroMG Bergentrukung
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    93
    Likes Received:
    53
    At the sound of the tone, Five votes will have been received.

    ***BEEEEEEP***

    Five to go.
     
  34. RetroMG

    RetroMG Bergentrukung
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    93
    Likes Received:
    53
    I'm still waiting on one vote, and the game is close enough that one vote matters. Deadline is 3pm mountain, but I also have to be somewhere at 3. So if I don't have a response by 3, that vote will be null, and I'll announce the results around 4 or 5.
     
  35. RetroMG

    RetroMG Bergentrukung
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    93
    Likes Received:
    53
    "I think that's it, then." Sarah Huckabee Sanders said. "Sorry, but you're dirtier than a pig in a parson's pie plate."

    "What does that even mea-" Sawneeks began, before Eric Trump picked her up and hauled her bodily out of the Oval Office window.

    Sawneeks, aka Jeff Sessions, the Head of the Department of Justice, has died! She was aligned with the TOWN.

    "Eric!" Ivanka said, aghast, "What are you doing!?"

    Eric looked around, sheepish, "Wrong person?"

    Ivanka pointed at DCPat. Eric walked over, picked up DCPat, and threw him out of the window as well.

    As a result of a tie, DCPat, aka Donald Trump Jr, has also died! He was aligned with the WEREWOLVES.

    Just as it always goes in the Trump administration, no one wins.


    "Well," said Rex Tillerson, "at least he won't be able to testify against us, and Mueller would need two witnesses to convict any of us." He looked up. "That's how that works, right?"

    Suddenly, everyone's phones went off. Sarah in particular winced. It was a custom alert. Donald was Tweeting.

    "Brain dead Mueller will never be able to figure out that I colluded with Russia to win the election and obstructed justice by firing James Comey! SAD!"

    "Did..." Jared Kushner stammered, "Did he just?"
    "Admit to everything over Twitter?" John Kelly finished, "Yeah."

    Suddenly the doors burst open and in marched Robert Mueller like an avenging angel.

    "You're all under arrest."

    Game details to come.
     
    #335 RetroMG, Dec 23, 2017
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2017
  36. RetroMG

    RetroMG Bergentrukung
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    93
    Likes Received:
    53
    ORIGINAL ROLES:
    Fran - Jared Kushner (Werewolf)
    DCPat - Donald Trump Jr (Werewolf)
    Sawneeks - John Dowd (Minion)
    Deva - John Kelly (Mason)
    Lone_Prodigy - Hope Hicks (Mason)
    Monkey - Jeff Sessions (Seer)
    Muffin - Paul Ryan (Robber)
    Flush - Kellyanne Conway (Troublemaker)
    Sparks - Ivanka Trump (Insomniac)
    Sophia - Eric Trump (Tanner)
    Center 1 - Steve Bannon (Drunk)
    Center 2 - Rex Tillerson (Villager)
    Center 3 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Hunter)

    NIGHT ACTIONS
    Monkey - SEER: DCPat (Werewolf)
    Muffin - ROBBER: SAWNEEKS (Muffin becomes Minion, Sawneeks becomes Robber)
    Royal_Flush - TROUBLEMAKER: SAWNEEKS AND MONKEY (Sawneeks becomes Seer, Monkey becomes Robber)
    Sparks - INSOMNIAC (Still the Insomniac)

    FINAL ROLES:
    Fran - Jared Kushner (Werewolf)
    DCPat - Donald Trump Jr (Werewolf)
    Muffin - John Dowd (Minion)
    Deva - John Kelly (Mason)
    Lone_Prodigy - Hope Hicks (Mason)
    Sawneeks - Jeff Sessions (Seer)
    Monkey - Paul Ryan (Robber)
    Flush - Kellyanne Conway (Troublemaker)
    Sparks - Ivanka Trump (Insomniac)
    Sophia - Eric Trump (Tanner)
    Center 1 - Steve Bannon (Drunk )
    Center 2 - Rex Tillerson (Villager)
    Center 3 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Hunter)

    VOTES:
    DCPat (3)
    Sawneeks
    Muffin
    Lone_Prodigy

    Sawneeks (3)
    DCPat
    Monkey
    Sparks

    Franconp (1)
    Royal_Flush

    Monkey (1)
    Franconp

    Lone_Prodigy (1)
    Sophia

    NO VOTE (1)
    Devastatingly Strange
     
  37. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    Fuuuuuuck!!!!! So close.

    I'm sorry DCPAT. I fucked up my vote.

    I knew that Sawneeks was the minion since the claim. I was sure. But Muffin the minion. That's a surprise. Why did you voted for DCPAT? You knew you were a minion and that he was a wolf.
     
  38. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    Also Muffin why did you backed up Monkey's seer claim? You should have lied there.
     
  39. DCPAT

    DCPAT Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2017
    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    20
    Gender:
    Male
    No problem. Soo close.
     
  40. Natiko

    Natiko Town's Friendly Neighborhood Serial Killer

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2017
    Messages:
    576
    Likes Received:
    452
    Gender:
    Male
    Monkey plucking out that wolf check made this all get very weird lol
     
  41. Android Sophia

    Android Sophia Miss Congeniality

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2017
    Messages:
    627
    Likes Received:
    24
    Gender:
    Female
    Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies.

    And of course the role I claimed initially was buried in the middle.
     
  42. DCPAT

    DCPAT Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2017
    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    20
    Gender:
    Male
    I had no clue who to vote. Gambled Sawneeks and turned out to be the right choice. Can't blame you that you didn't.

    I'm still pretty happy. It was an uphill battle with the confirmed red check.
     
  43. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    I wasn't a wolf!? OMG I HATE EVERYONE

    THANKS TRUMP
     
  44. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    That was pretty wacky fun tho.
     
  45. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    Funnily enough, I have nailed red checks more often than I have been lynched!
     
  46. DCPAT

    DCPAT Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2017
    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    20
    Gender:
    Male
    Wow I was 100% sure Muffin robbed monkey from seer.
     
  47. Natiko

    Natiko Town's Friendly Neighborhood Serial Killer

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2017
    Messages:
    576
    Likes Received:
    452
    Gender:
    Male
    Have you ever actually been lynched? Lol
     
  48. Sawneeks

    Sawneeks Queen Doppelpopolis

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    677
    Likes Received:
    275
    Gender:
    Female
    SNATCHING DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY
     
  49. Sawneeks

    Sawneeks Queen Doppelpopolis

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    677
    Likes Received:
    275
    Gender:
    Female
    Still gonna hold this win of convincing everybody I was a Troublemaker before Flush came and ruined all of my fun.

    Also sorry DC. I know we didn't end on the same team but I still felt bad. Originally was going to switch Fran and Monkey and hope to pass it off and get monkey lynched. Someone comes out and counterclaims me i falter and get lynched and still hopefully win. The second monkey checked you we had a shot....but when Muffin confirmed her that was the end.

    And yet somehow no one won this despite a red check. How.
     
  50. Sawneeks

    Sawneeks Queen Doppelpopolis

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    677
    Likes Received:
    275
    Gender:
    Female
    And Muffin didn't even rob Monkey ffs

    He would have defeated his own team too if that worked out. Note to self, Muffin is really good at lying...
     
  51. Lone_Prodigy

    Lone_Prodigy Am I at 10 posts yet?

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2017
    Messages:
    164
    Likes Received:
    127
    Why did Sophia vote for me lol
     
  52. Sawneeks

    Sawneeks Queen Doppelpopolis

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    677
    Likes Received:
    275
    Gender:
    Female
    I will say that if there is one thing I dislike about forum ONUW is that it can be a complete landslide if the Roles are played in a certain way. In this case, with a red check on DCPat, the game was essentially over when it started and Monkey came forward. In the case of Monkey not getting a Red Check I think this might have turned out really interesting with the mix of roles and lies ( LOOKING AT YOU, MUFFIN ), but unfortunately that's just how everything fell. Monkey did the right thing by coming forward when she did, it just turned it into a one-sided affair.
     
  53. Android Sophia

    Android Sophia Miss Congeniality

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2017
    Messages:
    627
    Likes Received:
    24
    Gender:
    Female
    I voted for someone who wouldn't obviously be voted for. Cuz I didn't want to help town.

    Also RIP none of the scum team voted for me. What a betrayal ;_;
     
  54. NeverScum

    NeverScum New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2017
    Messages:
    0
    Likes Received:
    7
    Damn it, I was at work when I saw an hour left and didn't have time to post. Sorry guys if I had voted we would have won.
     
  55. Muffin

    Muffin is being held hostage by Sammi

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2017
    Messages:
    336
    Likes Received:
    158
    Gender:
    Male
    Sawneeks didnt push against the idea of lynching DCPat, that's why I thought Monkey was lying and backed her up. Should have known that Neeks isn't that obvious.

    Neeks, why did you vote for DCPat? How were you sure you werent the Minion anymore?
     
  56. Muffin

    Muffin is being held hostage by Sammi

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2017
    Messages:
    336
    Likes Received:
    158
    Gender:
    Male
    Wait, Flush said he switched you. Thats why. Nvm my last point.
     
  57. Flush

    Flush Poker Royalty

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2017
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Hmm. I should have trusted Monkey, we would have won had I voted for DCPAT. But something about Fran's behavior was odd if he thought he would have been switched with Town Monkey. I had correctly suspected Sawneeks of being Minion. So I voted for the only person I was quite sure was Wolf, Fran. Sophia's claim didn't make sense at all as Wolf. Unfortunately that only became clear to me quite some time after day end.

    Muffin, I would have never suspected you lied. You already gave your reasoning, but that was weird play...

    GG, everybody!

    And I'm very glad I didn't remove Monkey from a winning team :P
     
  58. Muffin

    Muffin is being held hostage by Sammi

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2017
    Messages:
    336
    Likes Received:
    158
    Gender:
    Male
    The signs were there y'all
     
  59. DCPAT

    DCPAT Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2017
    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    20
    Gender:
    Male
    Gg everybody. I didn't like it at the start, but it turned out exciting. Couldn't wait for the results.

    Now if I can get my first game as town next time I play I'm even more happy.
     
  60. Franconp

    Franconp Frank

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2017
    Messages:
    593
    Likes Received:
    100
    Gender:
    Male
    The game could have been really interesting if Muffin would have counterclaimed Monkey or claimed that he robbed another role from Monkey.

    Also I was saying the truth when I said that I think that Monkey made a mistake there. Sure, it was beneficial to town but not really to her. She could have been switched for a wolf aligned role. That's why, in this kind of game, is a good idea to keep your info secret until you know what happened during the night.

    You should have tried to draw the votes to yourself. Besides who are the wolves you win if you are voted out. You are like a Tanner but with someone else to protect.
     
  61. heymonkey

    heymonkey yesssss my guinea pigs

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2017
    Messages:
    1,213
    Likes Received:
    689
    Gender:
    Female
    In my very first game only!

    THAT'S LIFE UNDER TRUMP, FRIENDS.

    no shit, that Muffin is shifty. SHIFTY.
     
  62. DCPAT

    DCPAT Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2017
    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    20
    Gender:
    Male
    Both minions voted for me. Ouch.
     
  63. Ty4on

    Ty4on The 4 is silent

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2017
    Messages:
    279
    Likes Received:
    144
    Gender:
    Male
    Seems pretty clear from the rules that all in a tie die if everybody in the tie has more than one vote and town just needs a woof to fall for a win so gratz town \o/